Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
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scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
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I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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