Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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