If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
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your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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