I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
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The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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