I want to have your abortion
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
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He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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