Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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