: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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