Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
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I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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