U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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