Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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