She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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