Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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vagina is talking i cant
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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