just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
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He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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