I want to stick my p in your. b.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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