BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
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this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
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He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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