If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
wow bdsm is so cute
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