it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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