bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
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"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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