so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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