If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
