Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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