So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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