I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
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You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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