Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
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I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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