Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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