Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
