You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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