Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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