i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
