the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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