They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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