the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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