Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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