Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
do nipples grow back?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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