well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
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I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
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