try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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