his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Randomize