wrigley field is MILF paradise
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
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Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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