Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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