Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Even my vagina gasped.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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