Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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