I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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