Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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