return my video game
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
