Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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