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Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
There's always time for handjobs
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
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I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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