well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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