Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Randomize
