arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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