Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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