he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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