Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
How does one acquire holy water?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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