so that wasnt chicken after all
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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