The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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