i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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