After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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