I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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