the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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