I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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