Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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