i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
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My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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